James Patterson, that's who.
I decided after my last more serious read, I would default to one of my favorite authors (well that and my mom offered me a free book--no trips to the library or nothing), so it was an easy call. But I started James Patterson's newer book, Private #1 Suspect, YESTERDAY. and I am already 204 pages into the 401 page book. I can NOT put his books down. With Sisterhood Everlasting, it took 150 pages for me to be interested and into the book, James Patterson, it took 6. SIX PAGES...that is crazy!
Well at this rate I should have this sucker done before the weekend is over...now what to read next??